Yesterday, I had one of the most successful trips to Target that I've had in ages.
No. I didn't find the perfect sale on the perfect items.
No. I didn't win the lottery while I was there.
I didn't even find everything I needed, when you come right down to it.
What I did do was - three weeks before Christmas - get in and out of Target on a Saturday morning in under 30 minutes.
And I even had a pleasant conversation with my cashier, who wished me a nice rest-of-the-weekend.
If that's not a successful Target run, I don't know what is.