And, no, I'm not going back to school any time soon, but I did get some new shoes the other day. I'm wearing them in the house right now to try to break them in a bit - and to make sure I want to keep them. (Since we all know that once they touch pavement, they're not going back to the store.)
I got these:
And I have to admit that wearing them makes me feel like this:
I suspect that I'm going to keep them. But I'm not going outside tonight, just in case.