Having finished that behemoth of an edit I was working on for four months, I moved on to a self-help book about creating some kind work-life balance.
It's not a horrible book, but the author has some problems with her use of idiom.
My favorite showed up yesterday when I found this gem:
After all, your life will never be in balance if you're dead.
And, really, who's going to argue with logic like that?