Now, I didn't actually watch the World Cup soccer matches. At all. So maybe there is something about soccer that I simply missed because I'm not all into the lingo. I do know that a lot of my friends thought the guys running around in their short shorts were pretty hot. Sexy, even.
Yet, even with that in mind, I never expected - not in my wildest dreams - that I would ever find myself writing this in the margin of an edit:
"I don't think you really want readers to imagine that this conversation will automatically lead to some kind of soccer-based sexual encounter."
So... yeah... that's one more thing I can check off my "I've never said that before" list.