"This day is (insert profanity)."
Me being me (as I find it's really always best to be in a a very Winnie-the-Pooh sort of way), I energetically responded:
"Oh. Fun! I've always loved 'Choose your own profanity' stories!"
And, in deference to that, I decided to make up my own profanity for that sentence. The word I chose was the past tense of the verb "bumblestick," as in
"This day is well and truly bumblesticked."
When I posed the "Choose your own profanity" option to friends of mine, I got some wildly interesting responses. Everything from the... umm... mundane (ie. "scrotum") to the ridiculous (ie. "bobbins ... [and] ... buttercheeks") and a bunch of things not only between but far beyond.
It seems that, when given the chance for them to be them (again, a very wise thing to be), they all came up with much better swear words than the standard few.
I tend to really like my friends. They're much less fluggerstangled than some people I know.
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Okay. So... If you were going to choose your own profanity du jour, what would YOU choose?
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